Comment with one of your icons, and I'll write you a story between 6 and 9 words.

What, you thought I'd have *chocolate*?

 
Okay, you guys! I am declaring a one sentence fic day! Gimmie two characters (I am familiar with), and I'll write you one sentence of fic.

I know it is traditionally one sentence *porn* day, but last time y'all took it as a challenge to outdo each other in the attempt to break my brain. So you will maybe get one sentence of porn or maybe get one ( Read more... )

Okay, so the problem is this. I want to write something - something *specific* - but I don't know what it is. My imagination is too taken up by mundane horrors; I have no room for plots. I am too frightened, surrounded as I am by the digital shadows of brilliant people. I am too cautious, too on-guard for signs betraying un-ironic earnestness. It ( Read more... )

Because I've had Sandman on the brain of late, and also could use a distraction at the moment...

Give me a character I am acquainted with, and I'll tell you which of the Endless they belong to.

I swear, this was going to be content. But it turns out I am not in the mood for a) depressing myself, b) hunting down scans, or c) any more swearing. Which leaves... randomly combining LJ memes for fun and/or profit. (Probably fun.)

Comment with one of your icons, and I'll write you a story between 6 and 9 words.

Does anybody want a surreal testimonial regarding themselves? If so, I can provide!

And/or provide an imaginary balloon. I have EXTRA.

 
A certain amount of time ago, I did a series of shower themed request ficlets. It turned out to be insanely fun! More fun than, for example, a Barrel of Monkeys (unless, I suppose, it was a Barrel of Monkeys *in the shower*). However, I've never really been able to follow it up, because it was hard to think of an equally gratuitous, mostly-gen ( Read more... )

I could use a bit of distraction atm, so:

Give me two characters, and I'll give you exactly one line of porn!

 
For poisonivory: ( Supergirl! Jimmy! Smooches in midair! )

Hello the internet!

I have missed you all and would like to write you things, as is my custom!

So leave me two prompts (from two different fandoms, if possible) and I will write you one of them!
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